“Don’t tell me what to feel. All my fuckin’ life people have been telling me I do things wrong, I’m always the fucking asshole, and I look around and I see everyone else is infinitely more fucked-up than I am.” — Hank Moody (David Duchovny) in Californication

With references to Slayer, Charles Bukowski, Guns N’ Roses, Hunter S. Thompson, Motley Crue, Chuck Palahniuk, Bret Easton Ellis, Judas Priest, the Satanic bible, drunkenness, marijuana, antisocial behavior, erotic writing, sex, sex and more sex — not to mention dozens of boob shots and pumping scenes — Californication is all things Karl (to use Charmaine’s word).

Thanks Don Robert for the DVD.

A favorite scene from the first season:

It was indeed an eventful weekend I had. Aside from Californication marathon, I was also able to spend quality “mall hours” with the two prettiest ladies in my life, Charmaine and Raven; restock my MP3 player with freshly downloaded shit from Dream Evil, Mercenary, Dragonforce, Iron Maiden, and Moonspell; trip on some jazz-rock courtesy of Steely Dan (again, thanks Don Robert); and catch up on my reading (juggling Gabriel Garcia Marquez and Margaret Atwood is crazy, but what the hell).

Can’t wait for the next weekend to fornicate some more.